dawnatsixteen

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? 
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

fromkathywithlove:

thranduilings:

Diva Legolas | Part 32: Should Have Listened to Legolas

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I laughed way too much at this.

aseaofquotes:

— Ernest Hemingway

touchmeslowly:

asifthisisme:

Probably my all time fave photo.

his smile doe

* swoon

but don’t…

33113:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

aseaofquotes:

Elle Newmark, The Chef’s Apprentice

weirdvintage:

“Bum” the nursemaid kitty, 1938 (via Modern Mechanix)

michaelfaudet:

Three Questions by Lang Leav